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the-winnowing-wind:

Okay children, it has come to my attention that some of you don’t know the Tale of Netflix and the Fannibals, so let me tell you the story. 

Once upon a time, in a Kingdom pretty near by, the Wizard Bryan Fuller raised fair maiden Hannibal to be beautiful and deep. However, the evil lord NBC demanded her hand in marriage, and once wed, made a deal with neighboring Satan Amazon, and gave him exclusive hold on the (streaming) rights of the tale of Hannibal for Four years (in the United States, but for the show to continue, the US rights need to be acquired). (http://variety.com/2013/digital/news/amazon-locks-up-4-nbcu-dramas-playing-keepaway-from-netflix-1200482254/)

Despite the people’s obvious devotion to Hannibal, and her clear ability to outshine and out-lovely the rest, after only a few years, the Dark Lord NBC decided they were through (and went on to fade to complete obscurity complete with a pot belly). Despite obvious woe, our Heroine Netflix stepped in, wanting to take her home, offering true love and a good home. But to the despair of the people of Fannibal, Satan did not relinquish his hold on the deal done. And TWO long years remained until the contract expired and Netflix could follow through.

So now every day, the people journey to remind Netflix, that in NOW ONE YEAR’S TIME, when Lady Netflix can, the maiden must still be saved.

TL;DR - AMAZON HAS OUR STREAMING RIGHTS UNTIL NEXT AUGUST, SO NETFLIX CAN’T CONTINUE THE SHOW AS AN ORIGINAL OR STREAM IT IN THE US. GO CHAT THEM AND REMIND THEM YOU STILL HAVE HOPE. https://help.netflix.com/help

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slumbering-apparition:

lord-of-the-other-jewelry:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

madameatomicbomb:

kaleyed:

Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace. 

Warren Peace, man. 

He also looks like this, if that helps at all

This movie is ridiculously underrated and the fact that they didn’t get to make it a four-part series like they had planned is a tragedy 

THEY PLANNED 3 OTHER MOVIES
WHY DIDNT THEY

CANCEL HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 4 AND DO THAT INSTEAD

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sanity-schmanity:

deair:

ice skating is like walking in cursive

What have you done

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greatwhiteprivilege:

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day

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scarvesandstars:

ittybittyzimmermann:

jack: you should eat more protein, Bittle.
bitty: [grumbles] i’ll eat your protein.
jack:
bitty:
shitty:
ransom:
holster:
chowder:
dex:
nursey:
bitty: no! um. i just meant it like- you know- like i’ll show you who can eat more protei- no! oh lord. like you know how when you- like, why dont you eat my protein?? oh for pete’s sake.
bitty: y'all just shut the fuck up and pass the chicken.

jack: [internally screaming]

everyone else: [externally, emphatically, passionately screaming]

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